Okay, if my coordinates, are correct, and if the trail of rose petals hadn't failled me..the bedroom should be right about.. here.

You've got to be kidding, Did you really need the hook and parrot?

Ugh, Dirk. I think something is wrong with brobot. Hes been acting very "affectionate" towards me lately, to say the least. Which it just utterly bizarre, because usually he just wants a good wrestle, or to kill me. Take your pick. I don't know. I guess it just doesn't seem normal?