Where did all these indie characters come from?  I mean, I know my game ain't the biggest thing on Earth but I was thinking we'd be able to pull some other popular IP's!  I want to be in Smash already!  They even left me out of that Sonic Racing game!  I bet I could beat that blue chump in a race any day!

Alright so our dude is in a pickle, right?!  I say he whips out his scattergun and WASTES these guys!  What are you talkin' about?  Our character doesn't have a gun?  Not even a pistol?  What's WITH this game?!

How long is this game?!  I gotta hot date with Miss Pauling that I can't miss?  Oh, I can't tell you where it is though, that stuff's super classified, but it's way romantic though.  But I CAN tell you that if you're lucky you'll see it on the news!  Just look for the super handsome guy with his girlfriend in tow, flexing at the camera while running away from a hoard mutated bears.