Greetings,
human. While I would prefer to explore strange worlds with you, it is illogical
to abandon the bridge until the captain returns.  The captain is my mom. I can't go outside
when she's not home. But the Federation has an urgent mission for you. A
tricorder was left behind on the frozen planet of Hoth. Only it's not a
tricorder, i-it's my dad's iPad 2. I need you to beam down to Omicron Sector
and locate that device before it falls into Klingon hands. I think it fell out
of my backpack near the church. Well done. The galaxy is in your debt. Let it
be known that I have been... and will always be... your friend. On Facebook.