Star Trek, 2009
sakizzie for Hikaru Sulu
Hikaru Sulu is born on June 24, 2230 in San Francisco, and is of Japanese heritage. He was shown as the USS Enterprise's staff physicist in the pilot episode, "Where No Man Has Gone Before" (1966), but served as third officer and senior helmsman throughout the rest of the series, during which he held the rank of lieutenant.
Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. And If you test me, you will fail.
He has lungworms, sir. He couldn't report to his post. I'm Hikaru Sulu.
Sorry for the super long file, I arrived late to the party, so I stuck the lines for Sulu, Bones and Scotty in the same mp3. Kinda an earful.