The New Kid, also known as "Douchebag", or "Butthole", is the main playable protagonist in South Park: The Stick of Truth.

The New Kid is shown to be seemingly mute and voiceless in the game, and appears to display little emotion on his face, usually he has a blank expression on his face. He only has one actually spoken line, which is at the end of the game.


His real name is revealed by the Big Bad Government Guy to be Dovahkiin, but the only time he is addressed to by that name is when the Big Bad Government Guy starts exposing information about The New Kid. His appearance is entirely decided by the player.