What a week... first those Serpoian aliens try to rip out my wiener, a lapras comes outta nowhere in our school, and now we got a shrimp kappa abducting a cow... Yeah, idk what the fuck is going on either [Narrating his week]

*gasps* are you into extraterrestrials too? If you look here, according to the newest edition of UAP monthly, which stands for Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, there’s a secret branch called the--- [spoken VERY QUICKLY; should be under 10 seconds]

Pfff we don't need protec--- HOLY SHIT WE SHOULD'VE BROUGHT PROTECTION!!! Quick Miss Momo! Say something that'll make her stay still! *Momo fails to do so* AAAAHHH!!! [bonus points if you can make the screaming high-pitched]