"What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"

"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!"

"...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end! [Insert Hearty Laughter] Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... in hell!"