Ok Ok, Jeez. Man…what a dick…like seriously, what is your problem! (Deep breath) Ok ok. This is the Sea Pavilion, also known as The Living Seas, and also known as The Seas…wow, these slags really need to come up with better names for this place that doesn’t involve the word “Sea”...terrible naming conventions aside, that elevator should take you all the way down to Sea Base Alpha. Just a few nautical stories down beneath us.

Indeed. Where better to study the sea…than under the sea. Ta-da! Genius idea. Simply step into that elevator and down you go. Just be sure not to break any glass. Because if you do, there is absolutely nothing saving you from roughly 5.7 million gallons of cold, wet, death. But once you're down there, ‘tis a lot of fun. Lots of cool modules to check out. There's a module about underwater farming, one with Manatees, tectonic plates and underwater volcanoes. There’s even one that allows you to talk to turtles. Which, in retrospect, is a very rubbish concept. Why waste all that money and resources on speaking to turtles, when you could use it to, oh I don’t know, study aquaculture, reduce ocean acidification, find better ways to protect marine habitats, or, y’know, reduce plastic in the ocean. But nope, apparently talking to turtles was on the top of the suits’ priority list. Here, let me get that door open for you.

What the hell was all that racket? Can’t an orb get some shut eye around here? Oh, it’s that prick again. Are you trying to destroy this place? I mean, first you were being an upstanding jerk back at the Sea Pavilion, and now you’re trying to blow up the land pavilion? What’s your deal? Do you hate nature or something? Or is blowing things up how you normally greet people?