Well, it is quite a tragic tale. You see, we received an invitation inviting us to a smashing potassium themed gallery and made our way over here. When we found the golden bananas, we were met with dismay to find out that our coveted fruits were laced with cocaine.

I overheard from some of the projections of the damned souls as well as a young feminine space explorer talk about it. Apparently it houses a secret power that could negate the effects of the anomaly, including Donkey Kong’s current state, when ignited.

Oh, before you go, please heed my advice. They are strange creatures that lurk in these halls. Far more frightening than any Boo or Dry Bones you’ve ever seen. Take caution as you travel.