“The name’s Wyatt Brooks, but my friends call me Whiskey. You can probably see by that there sign, I've been a mite naughty. - and yes, I do have the audacity to lean up against my own wanted poster.”

“See here’s the thing, I’ve kidnapped your beloved Magnolia Moreau and there’s nothing you can do about it! If you even try to come save her, heck if you dare take a single step in my neck of the woods, I'll be fixin' to teach ya some manners with the barrel of my Colt.”

“So if you think you can outsmart ol' Whiskey Brooks? Ha! You got another thing comin'. Catch ya round, tenderfoot”