WHY HELLO THERE [freak]. IT IS I, EVERYONE’S FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]. NOW TELL ME, ARE YOU [All Alone on a Friday Night?]. No [Hot Singles In Your Area]? NEED SOMETHING TO [Pleasure the Mind and Soul]? THEN I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU!! MAY I PRESENT, [Hyperlink Blocked]

YOU DON’T HAVE [Wacky Stacks]? YOU GOT TO BE [Fucking my Ass]. [Please Stop] YOU ARE PRACTICALLY [Sexually Assaulting] ME! EVEN THAT [MILF] HAD SOME [Kromer] TO SPARE. DON’T KNOW WHY. SHE WANTED [DvDs at Half Price] TO SEND [Divine Judgement]. SHE SEEMED TO BE LOOKING FOR [Chris Pratt].

HOLY MOTHER OF [Jonathan], IT HAS FINALLY [cum]. SWEET [JUDGMENT OF GOD] BROUGHT TO YOU BY [Prada: Be seen, be heard]