The second alpaca (or "Alpake") NPC that speaks to Arizona after she wakes up. Most of the alpaca have unspecified genders, but the first three are suggested by the sound of their speech blips to be female (1 and 2) and male (#3). The rest can be male or female. Quality auditions for these three (mandatory) alpacas may get other alpaca roles. All alpacas except for Adobo have randomized appearances.

In general, the Alpake are a very low-key community. Many of them are depressed, or sad, or resigned. They are all very low energy, and speak in low tones.