Hello! My name is Hortensia and I love to fart! I fart at least twenty times a day and at least twenty times in the evening. My favorite kind of farts are reeky and really smelly farts! I think it's really, really fun to fart!

Did you know that my farts a very, very deadly? My farts makes flowers wither, my farts make trees root and my farts make tomatoes root! My farts are so smelly that no one wants to be my friend.

People say I am childish and immature but I ignore that.