Soak for a bloke

thatonevoiceover for Cynical deadbeat dad - THICK SCOTTISH ACCENT

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Cynical deadbeat dad - THICK SCOTTISH ACCENT
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Lead voice-over role in the short film - Soak for a Bloke. You will be playing the titular role of Bloke - he is a very satirical, very Scottish look at the mundanity of domestic life. Bloke is pessimistic, well-past-his-prime, and most importantly - fed up. If he wasn't so lazy, he'd maybe even consider doing something about it. But in the meantime... a nice soak in the bath will do. Oh... and a drink. 

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • male adult
  • scottish (glaswegian)
  • generic scottish
  • film
  • Birds hate taws. Always have. It's the one thing they all agree on. How fucking... unattractive they are. So why stress? - make an issue over it. Naw... These could be the prettiest taws in all o' Scotland. She's still just gonna tell me to put ma socks back on.

  • It's been so long since I had a good soak. So... looooong. Prolly get screamed about it tomorrow. Fucking energy meter... Charley wanted a bath, that's what I'll say. She never does but... she did tonight. So just shut up about it already. It's my day off and I'm gonna sit here and prune.

  • Christ. I really am zen. My whole body's gone numb. Must be all the cheap shite she keeps buying. I mean really? Who has the energy? For that? Even in a fancy glass I'm no picking that up. I am thirsty though...

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