Once Upon a Time in 1999
Kat Loveland for Betti Vendetti
Betti Vendetti is a discontinued fashion icon reborn as a Tinkertoy in Superbee's army. Threatening our safety with a smile, Betti is a poised and ever-beautiful Barbie-derivative that frequents OUAT99's staged ad breaks, billboards and Junior's own backpack.
Despite her perky words of wisdom, Betti is prone to violent and hysterical outbursts that extend well beyond the realms of homicide against any competitor that would disrupt her perfect image. Whether it's holding a knife to a bunny's throat or telling Junior to burn things, the challenge of voicing Betti is deviating from eloquent one-liners to rampages of sheer insanity.
- english
- Perky
- positive
- refined
- Feminine
- Crazy
- Psychotic
- female young adult
- american
- Barbie
- Doll
- inspirational
- Violent
- eloquent
[Pull-String Doll] "Words are weapons, but weapons are also weapons. Find your bullies and kill them."
[Commercial Break] "This episode brought to you by Betti Vendetti’s Razor-Sharp Confetti. If you’re not invited to a party, teach them to regretti. Available in stores now."
[Betti Breaks into a TV Commercial Starring a Cereal Princess and Her Cottage Critters] “Well, well, Princess Buttercup. We finally meet.” [Buttercup: Who are you?] “Don’t interrupt me! Think you and your little cottage-critter daydreams can compete with my airtime? Well, you’re in Superbee Country now, whore. So, you’re going to give me all the jewels of Tum Tum Valley…” [Draws Knife and a Rabbit] “Or Mr Honey Bunny and the Carrot Cake Choir are going to be singing their last tune. [Mrs Owl Screams: Son!] “Shut up, Mrs Owl! Shut the fuck up! Or you and your weird inter-species adoption backstory are going to be pulling a lot more tears today.”
