Please read the following lines:

[RICK]

You need to shove 'em waaaay up inside, Snorty. As far as they can-- [...]

Oh, hey. The hell are you doing here? *BURP* [...]

Oh, I don't know. Has anyone seen your mom around here? [...]

No, no, we haven't. Now get lost.  [...]

Pffffft, fine. Knock yourself out. But you better not bother me again unless you turn into a pickle, got it? GOT IT?

[MORTY]

Whoa, I don't know, Nick. Do I really have to-- Whoa, whoa, what the hell? [...]

W-wait, Nick, I think we should help her. She sounds like she really needs to find her mom.

This is a small role. The estimated recording time is 15-30 minutes. Budget: $25-$50. Please include your quote in your submission.