They can live a whole month on nothing more than porn, fried chicken, and manga

My son is so amazing. His mind is sharp, his face is pretty cool, he's tall, and kind... Honestly, if I were a guy, I would be doubting if he was my own son at all. But... Just a little, just a teeny bit, he's kind of bad with money. It seems like he's got quite the debts lined up... He also has problems when dealing with women.

They might be kids, but they're gonna get their just desert! It will cost them at least a finger!