(Conversational, casual) “I knew it wasn’t a serial killer though. As soon as I saw those bodies. Tons of people telling me that some guy was ripping apart the victims, slashing their bodies open. Mutilating them. And when I arrived on the sight, I just saw men with gunshot wounds or wrists slashed open. There were some that had no wounds at all. Probably just took a shit ton of painkillers and ODed.”

(Flippant panic, over the top) “You are the most stressful medium I have ever had the displeasure of mentoring,”

(Sarcastic, annoyed) “Why didn’t I exorcise the already dead guy?”