Oh yeah, I could tell you about the time he got lost in the woods at night when we were camping or how he soiled himself when he thought something grabbed him…it was just a tree root. But you should have seen the terror on his face! (fake horrified scream) Dad was pissed.

Don’t take everything so seriously! I know this whole thing is a crapshoot, so let’s just try to make the most of it, alright?

Get off of me! (composes himself) The service hasn’t even started yet. We all just got here. (to AIDEN) But he does raise a valid point, Aiden. I’m assuming you have a caterer coming?