(Greeting some newcomers who have asked to see a town map) “A town map? Sure thing. There’s quite a lot of history in Mosquito Falls, y’know. Did you come out this way especially to visit some of our landmarks, or just passing through?”

(Making a small joke after the newcomers advise him they won’t be staying in town long) “Well, be careful! This town gets its hooks into people real fast. You might find yourself falling in love with the place and end up not wanting to leave.”

(Offering some helpful suggestions) “There are some nice woodlands right out the back here if you feel the need to unwind and get in touch with nature. Just let me know and I’ll be happy to point you in the right direction.”