(Annoyed but normal)Trevor is a complete idiot for going out bowling on a night like this.

(To Elsie, lovingly) It doesn’t matter, so long as I get to wake up and see you when I turn around every morning. That’s all that matters.

(Performing on stage, dramatic) I had a choice...my devotion to Leah has been my choice ever since I got married, but I also wanted to catch up with the childhood friend who’s stuck by me till high school! And that lead to an unexpected turn of events because I shouldn’t have asked for your number that night...