“It just…seems a little cliche, doesn’t it? A vampire, turning into a bat?” “No.” “CEASE THIS INCESSANT CHANTING THIS INSTANT!” “I always knew you were a monster of impeccable taste.”

“Magnificent! The perfect balance of abstraction and practicality!” “I don’t eat, Scott. I only order this food so I can take pictures of it. And you’re not helping!” “I would still ignore the content of the actual food in favor of finding the perfect combination for a flawless Instagram post.”

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m leaving to turn some phones into birds. People will thank me later.” “Okay this is going nowhere, let Wikipedia be our judge. Hey, Damien, lend me your phone. I need to check something.”