Narrators needed for Flash Fiction Stories!
Comicz for Narrator for 'FOREVERYOU'
[TONE: It's comedic but read completely seriously, as if you are unaware of the joke]
Hey!
Food for thought. Imagine for a moment a way to be able to keep the parts of you that make you incredible. The winning parts of you. Your charming personality, your sense of humour. Imagine you could secure them in-place, unmoving, unchanging, locked-IN, so to speak.
Why fix what isn’t broken?
Imagine you could, then, lock-OUT the parts of yourself that aren’t so great, the losing parts, the
unsuccessful parts. These may be your intolerences, your bad-habits, UNPOPULAR political opinions.
The parts of yourself that you know you can’t change, the parts you and others can’t stand.
How much of yourself would you KEEP? How much would you lock away?
Want to find out?
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Become that FOREVER YOU
FOREVER YOU is innovative and cutting edge. A service that allows you to be the you that everybody enjoys, the version of you that you know the world deserves to see.
Why settle for the version of you that’s TRIGGERED by fears or anxieties?
Why put up with YOUR mental-health problems?
Why allow yourself to cry or hurt or feel anything you don’t want to feel?
Why run the risk of being misunderstood or citicised?
Get in early, DO what we’ve DONE
LOCK IN OR LOCK AWAY.
All you need to do is sign up, we’ll take care of the rest.
We’ll book you in for a VERY MINOR invasive surgery of your behavioural and emotional control centre.
We’ll implant our E-Seed safely and securely. No risk.
We’ll even collect you.
…
Our scientists know EXACTLY what they’re doing.
Our labs are… assessed. Our technology is FDA… registered.
Trust us to help you realise the real you that hides behind it all.
If you find yourself being unliked by your peers. If you feel let down by your choices or responses. If you find yourself disagreeing with your government or figures of authority. Connect with us.
You are the sum of your parts, why not make it the best parts?
Trust us
You’ll never need to change
Perfect yourself
Create that FOREVER YOU
Click the link below.
FOREVERYOU.GOV
- english
- androgynous
*Say something you think would fit*