You want me to introduce myself? I've gone by many names and titles during my journey. Although each one is more eminent than any ordinary mortal could imagine, they're all just water under the bridge to me now. Call me whatever you like. Go ahead, let me see what you can come up with. Don't disappoint me.

You want to use my hat as an umbrella? Hmph, the audacity to even make that request...

You think I've got a sharp tongue? I just tell it like it is. If someone can't handle it, maybe that's their problem.