"I don't like the job, sir, and that's the truth. I know how easily accidents happen. It's all fair and smooth, and 'Please rivet me, and I'll eat you last'--and then you get to work and you give a gentleman a bit of a nip or a dig under his rivets--and then it's fire and smoke, and no apologies will be given. I know you wouldn't do it on purpose, sir, but any gentleman will give a jump and a sniff if he's nipped, and one of your sniffs would be enough for me."