(Relieved) Oh, thank goodness. I couldn’t hear a heartbeat, so I assumed the worst. We’re in a village at the base of the monastery. I honestly didn’t expect someone to be floating away down the river.

(Concerned) Hey! Slow down, will ya? Where do you think you’re going?

(Serious) Students? You really are crazy, aren’t you? There aren’t any kids near that place anymore!