Woah! Stop right there Toad. You can't tell your wish out loud on your birthday! It's bad luck! Don't you know all the consequences? My older brother told his wish..

So he wished for a good job, nice
school, have a nice home to live
in.. all that jazz.

Unfortunately, that's not what
happened. He got fired from working
as a chef, his grades began to slip
no matter how many hours he
studied..
(beat)
His GPA went down.. to a 0.5.