The Someguy Series Remaster - A Project for Fallout: New Vegas [Round 5]
Anthony Andres for Porcelain Johnny
CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
- Porcelain Johnny is a boxer in Dempsey's Gym in 2281.
- “You're fighting Porcelain Johnny, whose name is not ironic. He's a fucking weakling. If you can't beat him, you're lower than a tomato.” ~ Boxing Organizer to the player
- “And in the southeast corner, fresh from his stint in physical therapy, Porcelain Johnny!” ~ Ring Announcer
- He's 25-35 years old.
- Similar voice to Glass Joe from Punch Out! but with a Canadian accent. Should also be cowardly/weakling.
- VOICE SIGNATURE:
VOICE SIGNATURE 1
- FULL PROFILE PIC
- LINES: 20
- english
- canadian
[You're taunting your opponent in the match][Do at least 5 of these lines]
Hello, hello! I am Porcelain Johnny! Ha-ha!
(Desperate) Let me win. I’ve lost so many times I forgot how winning feels.
My hands hurt, the boxing gloves are too tight.
Can we make this quick?
WATCH OUT FOR MY CHIN! DON'T HIT MY CHIN!
(Trying to sound intimidating) I'M COMING AFTER YOU!
(Trying to sound intimidating) DO YOU LIKE THAT? HA-HA![Your opponent gets a some really good blows on you][You're shocked]
(Pained)(Weary)(Surprised)(Eyes widen) My doctor said that you are bad... for my health.
(Pained)(Weary) Urrrgh! This is my last match! I'm no good at fighting![Various combat grunts]
(sharp, controlled exhalation/uppercut to opponent) HUUHH!
(sharp, controlled exhalation/quick jab to opponent) OOOUUSS!
I honestly would feel bad about beating this guy up with that voice behind him
I am honored.
Congrats!