Shut it, Easterner. You stay out of this, because the moment you piss me off, your life will never be the same.

Alright, deal. But in exchange, why don’t you tell me one good reason why you deserve to live? Huh? It’s not like you’ve got anything going for yourself. Your big sister’s a freak, your best friend’s a pint-sized Easterner, and you spend your free time building forts like a six-year-old.

If you wanna live so bad, then tell me one reason why I shouldn’t bury you in the grave you dug up for yourself! You have ten seconds!