"Yeah, yeah. Listen, keep this discreet ya hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos in the street! It was a quick cash grab... Ya got it?" "

"Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi...shnookums."

"OH MY GOD! My drugs! Damn it!"

"No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?"

"Pfft, he looks like a strawberry pimp!"