Minecraft Teen Titans
Rosalio Turrubiartes for Beast Boy
Beast Boy is Cyborg's best bud--a slightly laid-back dim but lovable loafer who transforms into all sorts of animals when he's not eating burritos and watching TV
With his cool and uncaring demeanor, Beast Boy can come off as selfish and egocentric. And while both of those traits describe him fairly accurately, every now and then he will put others before him.
Robin stares at the cloak for a while and then clasps it on.
Beast Boy: Dude, what's it like in there?
ROBIN: It feels safe. Mmm, quiet. Ah, so nice and dark... [Sinks into the cloak.]
Beast Boy: Let me try! [He rips it off of Robin, who shrieks when the light hit him. Beast Boy then puts it on, and unwillingly becomes a rabid squid.] Whoa!
Cyborg grabs the cloak and peers at it, seeing his reflection in the gemstone.
ROBIN: Careful Cyborg, that cloak really does change you.
CYBORG: Pff, whatevs! [Puts it on off-screen.]At Zippy's Pizza, Beast Boy and Cyborg are eating pizza.
CYBORG: Nothing like a little pizza to forget our friends' "thoughtful" advice.BEAST BOY: It helps, but I think I'm gonna need a movie too.
They both grab the last slice of pizza, but then they both gasp.
BEAST BOY: Mine!
CYBORG: Gimme! [slap-fighting with Beast Boy] That floor pizza is mine!
BEAST BOY: I saw it first.
CYBORG: Me too, and I'm still looking at it.BEAST BOY: So am I. Staring contest, last one to look away from the slice gets it.
CYBORG: Don't you say that word! Don't you say that word!
BEAST BOY: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
[He and Cyborg screams, Raven turns into her natural look]
[Back at Zippy's Pizza, Beast Boy and Cyborg are mad, a fart sound is heard]
BEAST BOY: Dude, the future stinks, all of our friends are stuck in dead-end jobs. Husband, bleh! Queen, what-evs, goddess of the universe, pssh.
CYBORG: I cannot live in a world like this, and they shouldn't have to either.
