[You're the new girl in school. The principal calls you up to the front of the class to introduce yourself and you do in your own eccentric monotone way of speaking] "Hi, I'm Mindy Zorch. I'm a girl and stuff. I like to read the second issues of obscure publications and I think I'm only wearing one sock today... Also, I like Lemons."

[One of your classmates tries to talk to you, but you have to leave. Before you go you give your classmate a parting gift ... a carrot] "Hello, Miss Aardvark. I have some important things to attend to so I must be going."

[You snap right out of a nap, you break your monotone speech pattern and belt out a "Sailor Moon" style pledge to the heavens] "I must take a pledge!!! In the name of all things sour, sweet, and colorful, I hereby make a pledge to all of the citruses of the world to rid the universe of bad stuff!!!"