(Greeting) *Ahem* “Greetings guests, both familiar and not, my name is Rosina Brack, and I am the archivist for Professor Crow’s unusual and peculiar collection.

(Informative but upbeat) “While Professor Crow has always enjoyed the initial retrieval and observation of the objects that surround you, many of the more menial and *ahem* important tasks often fall to me. It’s my job to record and document every item and it’s properties, before clearing them for display, basically, make sure anyone in close proximity doesn’t lose their sanity or limbs."