Good morning everyone, thank you for meeting me at this early hour. I have urgent business to discuss with you all. (beat) Last night, I was informed of a plan to undermine my authority. I had been encouraged to hide information from you all so that I could be exposed for lying afterward. That information being the unfortunate event that befell our mission to rescue the Earth. (beat) In truth... the mission had failed.

 I have always been upfront with the people of my organization, this is why I come to you now to speak the truth. The weight of misinformation was too great a burden to bare.

 *clears throat* Thank you Remy. Ever since I started this organization, I've sought funding from any person willing to help. I have not had much luck. Yet, recently, I have come across a generous noble willing to supply us with a modicum of funding. When the money comes in, we will be putting it to good use by improving any shortcomings we have in our different departments. This will not happen again, I can promise that.