(He’s talking to his coach who is giving him some advice on how to swing his bat and is mocking his coaching ability.)

Stanley, after all these years, I still don't know how to hit a ball. Are you even a coach?

(He needs to find an important item in the bathroom of a motel, but it is locked. He goes up to the receptionist to try and find out where the keys are. The character can be quite crass.)

Hey, I was wondering if you had a key to the washroom. I'm like, this close to ploppin some big shit log dumps. I'm prairie doggin' some colonies back here.

(A woman who he had a quick altercation with is found a few minutes later mutilated with flowers sticking out of her corpse.)

Sorry Sophia, I should have left you alone. Don't worry, I'll fuck up whoever did this to you. That's a promise.