(annoyed)  Is it just me or are there no normal couples among us pets?

I thought you were out at that rich b- er, your girlfreind's place.

(begging)  I'm not a praying cat, but I now when I require the assistance of a higher power.  I cannot go on living in a perpetual second place!  So please, I beg of you...  CHISEL ME INTO A MIGHTY STONE GOD!