Xingqiu at your service, my liege! I humbly trust that even one such as I, a mere bookworm, may yet prove to be of some utility under your wise leadership. Nice, I don't often get a chance to speak with such formality. It felt pretty good!

'Twas on a deserted moonlit night that the hero approached the vile dragon's limpid lair...

My family makes ornate umbrellas that block neither rain nor shine. Their sole purpose is for decoration upon a wall.