STICCMEN: Pilot
Joseph Bozlinski for Sammy Shades
Sammy is a man who just doesn't give a fuck, He does whatever he wants, wherever he wants, and whenever he wants. And no one can stop him because of his "Swag". He has a very "creative" vocabulary and the girls love it, he could literally cuss a girl out and she would still be all over him. Rumors say that his sunglasses gave him the swag, but we'll never know for sure.
His voice claim is (Rick Hunter) Postal Dude from the Postal Games.
Take about 3 takes of each line and feel free to put some improv into it.
"I swear to fuck. If i see another 'Amogus' meme. I'm gonna drop the sun on North Korea."
"I know you aren't coming for me with those phony ass Jordan you got on, lookin' like you stomp on mentally challenged roaches with those motherfuckers."
"Pft, come on man. You aren't bagging any bitches with that horrifying haircut, who cut your hair? Wolverine?"
"Mm~ Damn~ You're tighter than my relationship with my father"
"Me, fuck with you? HAH. I'd get more sexual pleasure from a turkey sandwich."
"The Shades stay on during sex."
"HELL NO, do you know how long it took me get to the front of the line?! I'm not gonna let some hypebeast soundcloud rapper take the last pair of the Limited Edition 'Pineapple Under the Sea' Jordans."
"Wh- wha...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! YOU CALL THIS A JOINT? I've seen RATS roll better shit than this."
"Damn, here i was minding my own business just enjoying my second amendment rights. *inhale* And you people have to freak out on me."
