(super fast, breathless excitement) There's a frog in the back and I almost caught it but it was slippery - you know how frogs are all slimy and hard to hold - so it jumped out of my hands but it was so big it almost didn't fit in my hands - and maybe that's also why it was able to jump out - but the point is it was really cool and if you come quick you can maybe see it!

(slightly panicked) So I think I might have grabbed too many dishes and they're starting to slip could you maybe grab a few before they all smash on the floor please???

(very sincere, shocked) This is really for me like you didn't just find this somewhere right it's for me and it's true you promise?? Oh wow. I don't know what to do - what do I say I mean no one has ever given me a note before and it's so nicely written and everything what do I say back I don't know!!