(Say this line in a happy tone ) The way oni-chan is about to punch your brains out the back of your skull is sooooo kawii....haha 

I have a idea! Instead of ripping out his intrstines you should throw him over that railing,that way your clothes will star nice and clean.

There's no way they can be beaten you silly goose. The Vampires are stronger, faster,smarter and better at making love then humans can ever be.