OLLIE

Coming right up. So what’s the good

word?

CONRAD

Oh, nothing all that exciting. Bit

of a to-do over at one of the dorms

last night. Something about turning

an unused steam tube into a four-story

water-pipe?

CONRAD

According to the bursar at Wolfbrook

Community College, who is as charming

and as generous a despot as one might

imagine, that dollar is worth slightly

more than five minutes of my life.

OLLIE

That’s right, blame it on the late stage

Capitalist dystopia.

CONRAD

I’m only teaching three courses this 

semester, Ollie. But if it helps I’ll

see if I can find out the name of the 

person behind the multi-story...drug 

paraphernalia.

Conrad is fine, really, I’m just an adjunct.