So I say, ‘Well, if that’s how you want 

to play it, then that’s how we’ll play it.’ 

An’ she looks me square in the eye, steel 

in her gaze, an’ she says ‘Don’t test me. 

You’ll lose.’ And I say ‘How’s that?’ 

An’ she says ‘I’m going to beat you 

so badly your friends will need your 

dental records to recognize you.’ 

Scared the shit outta me, I’m not

too proud to say.

OLLIE

Emma’s, what, five?

JEFF

Four and a half. I think she gets it 

from those damn police procedurals her 

mother binges on their weekends together. 

Gonna have to have a talk about that. 

Dental records.

And here I thought you said you knew you 

were in New Hampshire.