Headless Over Heels
Richard Gibson for Jack Hollow
Jack Hollow (18) is an eccentric, pumpkin-headed scarecrow without a mean bone in his body (if he had any bones). He’s very optimistic and outgoing, and always looking to make new friends. He’s watched one too many romcoms and has since become a hopeless romantic (emphasis on “hopeless”). Jack has a playful and energetic tenor voice, as if a Golden Retriever could speak.
[DIRECTION: Your friends thought you were dead but you're pleased to ease their worries, you're virtually immortal!]
"I'm back! It's not that easy to kill me. Trust me, I've tried!"
[DIRECTION: You got all hyped up to ask out your crush, only to find out she already happily has a boyfriend. You return to your friends with the bad news.]
"No, I have no one but myself to blame. I just assumed she was single. And you know what they say: when you assume, you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me.' I really am an idiot, huh?"
[DIRECTION: You visit the Keebler elves for some cookies but accidentally drown them all in hot fudge. At first you're horrified... But you find out your now-chocolate coated friends are actually tasty.]
"Why does this keep happening to me?!"
*Jack picks up one of his petrified, chocolately friends. Then takes a curious bite.*
"Oooo. These are actually pretty good."
