Well hello there friend! I don't get visitors often so this is unexpected but, I guess life is full of surprises. Speaking of surprises this reminds me of that one time I was helping set up my friend Orville's birthday. Me and my friends were at his house, uh... don't ask us how we got in there. We started setting up the decorations, and taking out all the food, and getting our presents all wrapped up for our elephant friend. We had just put up the last Birthday banner when one of us spotted Orville walking back up the street to his house. So we all hid behind and under all these different pieces of furniture as we waited for him to come inside. When he came inside we all jumped out and yelled, SUPRISE! Now uh, we may have forgotten that Orville, like myself is pretty aged and, well, I don't think he took that surprise well. Just seconds after we jumped out he was running back the opposite way while at the same time dialing 9-1-1. The moral of this story is that some people, or, I guess elephants, don't understand the moral of a good old surprise. Wait... where'd everyone go?