GnollHack - NetHack Variant - Caveman Quest
ErinNicoleLundquist for Tiamat
Race: Dragon
Voice: Draconic, evil
Occupation: Chromatic dragon, Mother of All Dragons
Role: Quest Nemesis
This is deemed to be a hard role, and therefore it pays double the normal amount ($0.20 per word).
“So, follower of Shaman Karnov, you seek to invade the lair of Tiamat. Only my meals are allowed down here. Prepare to be eaten!”
“Join me for lunch? You're the main course, Caveman.”
“You are weak, Cavewoman. No challenge for the Mother of all Dragons.”
I was hoping you'd audition for Tiamat!!!
Mwahaha! Dragons! Actually I'm playing a game right now where I'm a Kobold paladin of Bahamut who is seeking revenge on Tiamat for the murder of her clan. For the last line I just pictured my little Kobold standing in front of this massive dragon god!