Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions 2: Lives Reborn (Videogame)
Funny Hatter for Deathwish
Deathwish. Deathwish is from another dimension. He is actually Victor Von....Oh no! Not again! Stay back! I've got tazer gun! ACK!
Tazzzzzzzzer gunnnnnn. Erggggg. Bah, whoo, WHOO! That was a rush! Hey everyone, Deathwish here. I'm basically Deadpool... but green. So take that as you will. Um, pfffsh, what else should I say? Hmmm. Um, don't mess up my voice or you'll find me under your bed with a katana? Yeah, yeah. I'll say that. Guys, listen up, if you don't... ack!
Huff, huff. Gotch'a you son of a... Oh. Hey. We're back. So, Deathwish, he..... you know what? Deathwish straight up sucks! Just skip this audition! Go! Skip it! He's never had a voice and he doesn't need one now! Go on! Get out of here! No voices for this wackjob!
(Singing a little ditty)
I'm a pretty little unicorn no cares in the world, TF2 Pyro got nuthin on me. Gonna "accidentally" murder Bob again, whooooopsy.WOAH WOAH WOAH! You know Kevin? Ha! I thought I was the only one who knew Kevin! Wow. How is he? Doing good? Oh good, I'm glad. Wait, Kevin stole fifty cents from me back in high school, January, 1984, third period, Mr.s Capather's class. ...I hate Kevin! Kevin's the worst!!!
Hey listener, I know you haven't heard from a Deadpool variant in a while. Sooo I just wanted to pop up and ask how your life's going. Well? How is it? What? you don't want to respond? Oh, I bet you're writing in the comments huh? Well guess what chumbo!? I can't read! So there!
Well done. Thanks for auditioning!
Congratulations! We will be in contact with you soon. (Please let us know of the best way to contact you moving forwards).
This is truly fantastic, Hatter. That first part had me rolling! 🤣🤣 Amazing work! Congratulations!!!! 👏😄