One time, in a small village in the desert, there was a scuffle that soon turned into something much more bloody...

The loser of the duel was purposefully chained to a cactus with the intent that he would die a slow, cruel death...

Now that I've told you my secret, it's time to finish you off!

TAKE THIS! I WILL NOT ALLOW ANYONE IN THIS RACE TO RUN AHEAD OF ME!