Okay, we're through the looking glass here, people-- we might as well save this boy!

Dammit, Tom-- this is America! We don't justify anything, we do what we damn well feel like-- and if I feel like inserting this pennyless punk kid's brain in a robot head and reattaching it to his body, then that's just what I'll do!

And afterward, I'll celebrate with a cold six-pack of Blackheart beer and anyone here with the balls to help me! Now-- let's do this!