Pokemon X And Y ABRIDGED
xchrisalphax for Bonnie
Low deep guy voice. No joke. I need a guy for this who sounds like this description... Girl with a dude voice who fails at being a stereotypical gangster, but doesn't give up. Curses A LOT
*confident* Yo yo yo what up my homies? This is DJ Bonnie comin live from Lumios City! My dipshit brother needs a bitch to call his own...Uhh....I mean a wife! Even though he's like 12 or something...I don't keep track of that shit. So yep, that's right! Come to the Lumios Gym and Ask For Bon-schnizzle....And uhh...bring some applesauce....Man, I'm starving....
*shocked* Oh shit man! WHAT WE GONNA DO!? OH! I know! We'll use Clemont as bait!
*bored* Heeeey any of you fine ass bitches wanna marry my brother? *whispers* Emphasis on fine ass... *angry* Ugh, I don't get paid enough for this shit