Species: Raccoon 

Falstaff is the straight-man of the duo of himself and Truck, another raccoon; presenting himself as clever and knowledgeable gentle-coon. However, he has a misinterpreted view of the world due to being a feral and often uses his own brand of "critter logic" to describe how things work to Truck. Falstaff is usually the mastermind behind most of the schemes the two engage in and comes up with the plans, though most of them backfire. Like most of the woodland animals, he believes Zach to be the "Opener of Ways."